Man)"Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?" Arthur)"Uhm...yes." Man)"Oh what times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Even those who arrange,design and sell shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period of history." Arthur)"Did you say shrubberies?" Man)"Yes,I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies." Bedevere)"NI!" Arthur)"No! Nononono!"
DUH-DUHHH cut down a tree with a herring? It cant be.. AHH!! Don't say that word! What word? I cannot tell! The word the Knights of Ni cannot hear! Well how can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is? AHHHHH!!
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England!